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I called Lifeline. - 11/5/2009 4:56:53 PM   
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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, my golf game, etc......


Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .

I told them I was suicidal.
 
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
 


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RE: I called Lifeline. - 11/5/2009 4:57:46 PM   
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or fly a plane.....
Sad but sick funny!

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RE: I called Lifeline. - 11/5/2009 5:10:42 PM   
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RE: I called Lifeline. - 11/5/2009 5:12:06 PM   
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Mimi, I just spewed Pepsi all over my monitor....this is becoming quite the habit with you, young lady! 

{this is wrong on too many levels to count!}

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RE: I called Lifeline. - 11/5/2009 5:38:47 PM   
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It is a good one.
Sad but good any way.


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RE: I called Lifeline. - 11/5/2009 5:50:51 PM   
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Nora, Nora, Nora, what am I going to do with you!!!!
Pay attention to Dixie, she knows better than to read any of my messages without being cautious. Hate that you wasted Pepsi my first love. I drink at least 12 a day (if it's not too hot)

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RE: I called Lifeline. - 11/5/2009 7:33:11 PM   
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ROFL !!!!!!  

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RE: I called Lifeline. - 11/5/2009 10:54:44 PM   
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Mimi you are so bad, hehe

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RE: I called Lifeline. - 11/6/2009 2:55:04 AM   
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Mimi- You are really bad! I will never forget that one. I will laugh all day! Ornery girl! 

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RE: I called Lifeline. - 11/6/2009 6:08:51 AM   
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Too Funny Girl!!!! Love to read your messages.. never know what to expect... well, except for a good chuckle!!

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RE: I called Lifeline. - 11/6/2009 10:51:42 AM   
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You are bad, but too funny! I'm going to remember to use that one myself! tee hee!

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